Nighttime Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"What are you doing?!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Goal!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

"He's an indoor cat."