Nighttime Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"What are you doing?!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Love is when you watch television together.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Goal!"

Sheltering in place.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Back in 5 minutes!

Pope tarts.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"He's an indoor cat."