Midnight Snack Seeker Mugs

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

24-hour hot dog machine

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Student Food Pyramid

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Bedside Manna.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'Because it's there!'