Munchie Enthusiast Gifts

"Manna's good for the munchies."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Babies who Lunch.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'It sold for how much!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Snacks

Meditation Munchies

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Motivation

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

Naughty Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Monster eating furniture,

"Did you boys see anything?"

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Santa eats too many mince pies

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster