Munchie Munchers Gifts

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Alphabet soup

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Snacks

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Motivation

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

Naughty Food

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Monster eating furniture,

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

"Manna's good for the munchies."