Munchie Master Gifts

Weed Bear

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

The Brothers Grime

Kitchen Kapers

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'It sold for how much!'

Snacks

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

Motivation

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Naughty Food

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

Baking

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Monster eating furniture,

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"Manna's good for the munchies."

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'

'Get the Munchies yet.'

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

Santa eats too many mince pies

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"