Munchies Aficionado Gifts

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Babies who Lunch.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'It sold for how much!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Snacks

Meditation Munchies

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Bungee Emergency Clean Up.

Naughty Food

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Monster eating furniture,

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

'Get the Munchies yet.'

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

"Manna's good for the munchies."

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster