Monster Munchies Gifts

Monster eating furniture,

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Snacks

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

Doomed Food Group

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Naughty Food

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Soup of the Night

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Tarot Cards for Chickens

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

"Manna's good for the munchies."

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear