Munchies Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'It sold for how much!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Snacks

Meditation Munchies

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Motivation

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Naughty Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Monster eating furniture,

"Did you boys see anything?"

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

"Manna's good for the munchies."

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster