Munchies Seekers Gifts

'Get the Munchies yet.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Babies who Lunch.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'It sold for how much!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Snacks

Meditation Munchies

Just say no.

Doomed Food Group

Motivation

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Naughty Food

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Monster eating furniture,

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"Manna's good for the munchies."

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

You don't waste any time shoveling out your car! I always keep a snack in the glove compartment for motivation!

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster