Munchie Lover Gifts

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Babies who Lunch.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'It sold for how much!'

Snacks

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Meditation Munchies

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Doomed Food Group

Just say no.

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Naughty Food

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Monster eating furniture,

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

'Get the Munchies yet.'

"Manna's good for the munchies."

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Santa eats too many mince pies

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster