Midnight Muncher Monitor Pillows

Secretive Weigh In.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Full English Breakfast.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Cereal Tasting.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"They're sound bites."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Theater Usher Moms.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"