Meeting Muncher Pillows

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

Alphabet soup

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Munch Master.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"They're sound bites."

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"