Meeting Muncher Gifts

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Full English Breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

Alphabet soup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

"They're sound bites."

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Theater Usher Moms.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."