Multilingual Muncher Gifts

Alphabet soup

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Theater Usher Moms.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Naughty Food

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips