Multilingual Muncher Mugs

Alphabet soup

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Naughty Food

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips