Multicultural Muncher Mugs

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Culture clash

Alphabet soup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Cemetery Pie"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."