Multicultural Meal Lover Mugs

Culture clash

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Hoax Ethnic Food

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

Fist bumps in other languages

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

Frank and Ernie's Greek Cafe. Menu. I'd like a gyro with everything. One encyclopita!