Multicultural Meal Lover Prints

Culture clash

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Hoax Ethnic Food

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

Fist bumps in other languages

"For you, $3.50."

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'