Multicultural Muncher Pillows

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Alphabet soup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Culture clash

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"