Mexican Muncher Pillows

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Motivation

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"I'm starting my diet today."