Mexican Muncher T-Shirts

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Alphabet soup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Motivation

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.