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'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Cemetery Pie"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Vegan Voldemort

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'It's one of your five a day.'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.