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'It's one of your five a day.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

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A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Vegan Voldemort

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Naughty Food

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"Pizza lover's pizza"

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

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'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."