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'It's one of your five a day.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

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A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Vegan Voldemort

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Tarot Cards for Chickens

Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips