Mythical Creature Muncher T-Shirts

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Fishing Tales

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Warrior Woman

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Which one is yours?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Unicorn in the Woods

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

A were-cow.

Vampire Bat

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"Love your ambiance!"

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"