Myth Muncher T-Shirts

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"It's good luck."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Vegan Voldemort

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'