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'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

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'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Cemetery Pie"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Vegan Voldemort

Motivation

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

'It's one of your five a day.'

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"