Mythical Creature Muncher Gifts

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Fishing Tales

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Which one is yours?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Vampire Bat

Unicorn in the Woods

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Love your ambiance!"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous