Mythical Morning Muncher Gifts

Vegan Voldemort

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"You asked for runny!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

'It's one of your five a day.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Breakfast is ready!"

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.