Mythical Morning Muncher Prints

Vegan Voldemort

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'It's one of your five a day.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"Breakfast is ready!"

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'