Mystical Muncher Prints

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Tarot Cards for Chickens

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Cemetery Pie"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Vegan Voldemort

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'