Morning Muncher Gifts

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

Munch Master.

"Never trust a person who eats a king size snickers before 10 AM."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

PANCAKE MIX: New! No stick to the ceiling formula.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"You asked for runny!"

"Food! You're such a good friend! I am so hungry when I wake up from hibernation..."

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

Full English Breakfast.

Secretive Weigh In.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Cereal Tasting.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Vegan Voldemort

Motivation