Marathon Muncher Gifts

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Full English Breakfast.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"They're sound bites."

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Theater Usher Moms.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Why, yes, we have expanded our menu."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Motivation

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'