Mobile Muncher Gifts

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"