Media Muncher Gifts

News Feed

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"They're sound bites."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Theater Usher Moms.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.