Media Muncher Prints

News Feed

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"They're sound bites."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"You asked for runny!"

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Motivation