Movie Muncher Prints

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back

Theater Usher Moms.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"They're sound bites."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.