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"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Cemetery Pie"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'