Morning Munchers Club Gifts

Cereal Tasting.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Vegan Voldemort

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Motivation

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

Just say no.

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'