Multicultural Foodie Pillows

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Culture clash

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

Eye of Newt Helper

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Hoax Ethnic Food

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.