Multicultural Foodie Gifts

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Culture clash

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

Hoax Ethnic Food

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."