Ethnic Food Aficionado Gifts

Hoax Ethnic Food

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Culture clash

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

"You call this guacamole?"

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"There's not a large audience for your type of ethnic humor. After all, how many Peruvian-Greeks are there?"

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."