Exotic Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'How's the egg?'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

Hoax Ethnic Food

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'Egyptian Restaurant'

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

"Well, what sort of customers did you expect if all you ever learned to cook was bamboo shoots?"

Young Cannibal Boy: 'Ohh WOW, a Croquembouche!!' An excited young Cannibal Boy about to receive a Croquembouche cake made of Explorers' and Missionaries' heads for his Birthday

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

Try our frogs' legs.

'Crocodile penis and kangaroo testicles for table twelve.'

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