Exotic Delicacy Enthusiast Gifts

Farm Fresh

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Vet's Waiting Room

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'How's the egg?'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

"Wow, she game. . ."

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

Toucan in bird cage.

'This sounds like it might be it...'Foot Rot'.'

Slam!