Exotic Delicacy Enthusiast Gifts

Farm Fresh

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Vet's Waiting Room

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Wow, she game. . ."

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Toucan in bird cage.

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'