Exotic Foodie Gifts

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

"What's good here?"

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'I thought we were dining 'international' tonight?'

"You can do business anywhere...as long as you speak their menu."

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

'I told you not to order in Russian.'

Young Cannibal Boy: 'Ohh WOW, a Croquembouche!!' An excited young Cannibal Boy about to receive a Croquembouche cake made of Explorers' and Missionaries' heads for his Birthday

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"