Exotic Food Gifts

Young Cannibal Boy: 'Ohh WOW, a Croquembouche!!' An excited young Cannibal Boy about to receive a Croquembouche cake made of Explorers' and Missionaries' heads for his Birthday

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

"I'll have the Bat Soup and Pangolin Pie, with Coronavirus to follow, please."

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Egyptian Restaurant'

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

Cockroack Pinata

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

I love Tropical Fish

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

Try our frogs' legs.