Exotic Foods Gifts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Arctic Hothouse

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

Try our frogs' legs.

"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"

I love Tropical Fish

'Egyptian Restaurant'

'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

Young Cannibal Boy: 'Ohh WOW, a Croquembouche!!' An excited young Cannibal Boy about to receive a Croquembouche cake made of Explorers' and Missionaries' heads for his Birthday

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

'Crocodile penis and kangaroo testicles for table twelve.'

"It's just sea urchin. Don't be such a baby."