Exotic Flavors Gifts

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

The Stripper

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Culture clash

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'How's the egg?'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

"I'll have the Bat Soup and Pangolin Pie, with Coronavirus to follow, please."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'