Exotic Flavor Seeker Gifts

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Bad for you but to die for

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

...and a pooty fruity!

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"I'll have the Bat Soup and Pangolin Pie, with Coronavirus to follow, please."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"We usually serve flavored coffee, so I'll ask my manager to contact the corporate office to see if we still serve black coffee."

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

'Egyptian Restaurant'

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

Egalitarianism in India

Try our frogs' legs.

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"