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For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

The Stripper

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Culture clash

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'How's the egg?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'This is just the warm up.'