Ethnic Cuisine Gifts

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Hoax Ethnic Food

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

Hospital Food

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

"You call this guacamole?"

"Sales are plummeting. Shall I get out my fiddle and play you some of that sad, sad puszta music?"

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."